salty-blue-mage:

Everyone on Tumblr rn

(Source: salty-red-mage)

twilightisgaynow:

new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away: 

coral:

I don’t know who I am anymore.